What is that on your head?
It's a mustache, Lois!
What, you never seen a mustache before?
Lois, would you mind calling the police or something?
Oh, my God! Peter, I know you're upset about losing that thing,
but get a grip on yourself. Let Brian down.
No. I'm not living my life without a mustache.
Even if sometimes my mustache has Alpo gas.