S2E1: Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
Welcome to the Historical Society Auction.
Our first item is a 17th-century gilded vessel.
We'll start the bidding at $140,000.
What a marvelous vessel.
It would look smashing in Lois's crapper. I mean "crapier".
You are so right.
Any woman would love to have that vase adorn her crapier.