S5E6: Prick Up Your Ears
Stewie, what the hell? Get me down from here.
No way, man! How do I know you're not the tooth fairy in disguise?
Your middle name is Gilligan. Not good enough.
You think my girlfriend's a moron. So does everyone.
You have a picture of Chris Noth in your wallet.
Look, Stewie, this is ridiculous.
There's something I have to tell you.