S2E20: The War of the Simpsons
They say he's 500 pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know.
No one knows how old he is, but if you ask me, and most people do,
he's a hundred years if he's a day.
And no one's ever caught him ? Well, one fella came close.
Went by the name of Homer.
Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks.
And his eyes were like steel, cold and hard.