Family Guy
S10E8: Cool Hand Peter
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19 hours a day.
I tried to kill myself by swallowing a nail clipper,
but I passed it.
What the hell happened to us?
We used to be able to do whatever the hell we wanted.
Now here we are, in the prime of our lives,
and we're slaves to our women.
I know. An exciting day for me is when I watch wheelchair porn.
Boy, do the sparks fly on those.
Oh, is it hot?