Family Guy

S9E14: Tiegs for Two

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Well, I guess you guys have gotten pretty close, huh? Did Quagmire ever tell you he was obese as a child? Did Brian ever tell you he once had a tick on the back of his neck that he couldn't reach with his mouth, and it swelled up to the size of a Ping-Pong ball? Well, it was still smaller than that thing you had on your lip for three years. Oh, three years? You mean like the three years you have left on this planet? Oh, that's nice.