Family Guy

S11E3: The Old Man and the Big 'C'

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I'll tell you why. Because there's far more money to be made in treating a disease than in curing it. Why cure someone of cancer in a day if we can treat them for a lifetime and bill them every step along the way? What? That's insane. Brian, it's so cold in here, look how big my nips are. They're almost like a woman's. Oh, look, I'm tugging at them and they're getting even bigger.