The Simpsons
S5E15: Deep Space Homer
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Homer, when I met you, you weren't an astronaut.
You didn't even know how to use a touch-tone.
But I still respected you, and I always will, no matter what.
Homer, you already dialed.
Oh.
But on the other hand, when you don't take advantage of an opportunity,
you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.