Rick and Morty
S1E7: Raising Gazorpazorp
I mean, it might eat brains and exhale space AIDS.
We gotta be careful.
I lost the chance to be careful, Rick.
I'm a father now!
You know, it's time for me to be responsible.
Isn't that right...
Don't name it.
- ...Morty Jr.?
- Oh, crap. He named it.
Well, Dad, it's a living thing, and it's half human.
And it was born on American soil, which entitles it to --
Jerry, majoring in Civics was your mistake.