The Simpsons
S16E1: Treehouse of Horror XV
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Dad, you should listen to him.
He's a man of science and you can barely read.
(SCOFFS) Has science ever kissed a woman?
Or won the Super Bowl? Or put a man on the moon?
This is what I think of your precious science.
(ACCELERATES) (GRUNTING) (ALL SCREAMING) Help me, science!