S12E2: A Tale of Two Springfields
Well, according to WhatBadgersEat.com,
"Badgers subsist primarily on a diet of stoats, voles and marmots."
Hmm, stoats. Stoats.
Stoats are weasels, Bart. They don't come in cans.
Then what's this?
That says "corn," Bart.
Must you embarrass me?