Family Guy
S5E12: Airport '07
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I've let everybody down.
- Did you do the best you could?
- No.
I was gonna, but I ended up getting laid instead.
That reminds me of a guy you might have heard of,
John Holmes, the greatest porn star who ever lived.
You know what he once said?
He said, "You know, I've got a 13-inch penis,