S5E7: Chick Cancer
Well, you want to know what I learned this week?
Being a grown-up sucks.
Women, Brian, what a royal pain in the ass!
It's like, why can't you just hang out with guys?
You know, just live with someone of your own sex.
Just do what you would do with women,
but with your buddy. You know, why don't guys just do that?
They do. It's called being gay.
Oh, that's what gay is?