S5E4: Saving Private Brian
Just something to distract him.
You know, like all of America gets distracted whenever a cute white girl dies.
We regret to report that not all the children on board the school bus survived.
We have identified the body of one victim, nine-year-old Becky Gunderson.
(ALL EXCLAIMING) No, wait, that's, uh, Becky Gutierrez. That's not news.