The Simpsons
S1E13: Some Enchanted Evening
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She's 34 and trapped in a loveless sham of a marriage.
Hey, turn it up. I love hearing those wackos.
Tell me 'bout your husband, Marge. Well--
When we were dating, he was sweeter...
and more romantic and 40 pounds thinner,
and he had hair, and he ate with utensils.