Family Guy

S6E12: Long John Peter

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So, what are you... What are you guys drinking? Hey, Peter, you kind of look like a pirate with that thing on your shoulder. A pirate? Oh, cool! You should get a pirate name. And a peg leg. And a hook hand. And you should have sex with that crossing guard, even though she looked young and then I found out she was 12. I mean, you should get an eye patch. Eye patch would be cool.