S6E12: Long John Peter
So, what are you... What are you guys drinking?
Hey, Peter, you kind of look like a pirate with that thing on your shoulder.
A pirate? Oh, cool!
You should get a pirate name.
And a peg leg. And a hook hand.
And you should have sex with that crossing guard,
even though she looked young and then I found out she was 12.
I mean, you should get an eye patch.
Eye patch would be cool.