S2E16: There's Something About Paulie
I'd invite my friend Rudy over,
and the 2 of us would give you a "double dip."
Ooh. Ok, Bachelor Number 2.
I'd lick off all the cream and give you my special whipped topping.
HA-ha. Sounds good. Bachelor Number 3?
I would try to eat you really fast before I got flaccid.