The Simpsons

S9E3: Lisa's Sax

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Now, Son, on your first day of school, I'd like to pass along the words of advice my father gave me. Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it. Lousy traumatic childhood. Ooh, there's the bus. Good-bye, sweetheart.