The Simpsons
S9E19: Simpson Tide
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Seaman Simpson, your actions have given the Navy...
a black eye from which it may never recover.
I would throw the book at you, but I've been indicted in the Tailhook scandal.
Good-bye.
I, too, would punish you,
but I'm under indictment for accepting bribes from military contractors.
Um, I torpedoed a Carnival Cruise ship.