S8E17: My Sister, My Sitter
Maude and her mother were visiting Tyre and Sidon,
the twin cities of the Holy Land.
They must've kneeled in the wrong place and prayed to the wrong god...
because, well, they're being held prisoner by militants of some sort.
Militants, huh? Well, if I were you, I'd kick their asses.
Well, anyhoo-dilly-doodle, the embassy says it's just a routine hostage-taking,